"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 05/18/2018 at 10:52 • Filed to: shitposting

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CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 10:56

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That much raw beef makes me feel uncomfortable.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/18/2018 at 11:01

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What about that much cooked beef? Rare? We need to establish your comfort levels with giant masses of meat before we can induct you into the Secret Meatball Masters.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > CalzoneGolem 05/18/2018 at 11:02

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Do you have a problem being near cows?

Matt Nichelson > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 11:04

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Now that’s a spicy meat bomb!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Matt Nichelson 05/18/2018 at 11:05

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“ A little bit of pork fora flavor, a little bita garlic, justa bita beryllium ina da breading...”

BigBlock440 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 05/18/2018 at 11:07

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Kinda, they’re huge and dumb (or sneaky).

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 11:19

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That meatball is way too big. Meatballs need to scale by the number of meatballs and not the size of them.

CalzoneGolem > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 05/18/2018 at 11:20

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My one weakness!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/18/2018 at 12:03

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what if you have a dinosaur or a dragon who really fuckin’ loves meatballs i mean come on man

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 12:14

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Then they get a lot of normal sized meatballs. This isn’t that difficult.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/18/2018 at 12:29

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But what if it’s a dinosaur foodie who complains about reduced palate sense and juice? Poor mouth feel and kibble-like texture?

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 12:31

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They don’t even have cheeks man!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/18/2018 at 12:50

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That doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 12:55

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I thought ... Isn’t that where feelings are kept?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/18/2018 at 12:59

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Only in hominids. Dinosaurs store their feelings in a fibrous flesh layer near their sperm ducts or oocytes. Those reptile species with hemipenes feel less than other types due to the disjunction of this layer- it’s science.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/18/2018 at 13:40

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Oh I’m sorry I guess I didn’t science hard enough. I retract all previous statements that I’ve ever made on any subject and on any media.